- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

women's rights.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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