- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

I am a joke. I am funny.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

tim has no humor

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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