why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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