- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

U mad?

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Whats worse than a joke? This

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

cancer

A black man walks Into a bar.

Because she has down's syndrome

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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