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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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