- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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