My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Penis

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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