What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Some people like melon and others like soup.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What's 9+ 10?! 19

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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