Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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