- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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