A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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