- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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