- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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