- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Get off my porch.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

the love boat

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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