You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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