HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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THE END.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why? Why Not?

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Anti Joke

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