Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

balls

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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4 1/2

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Yo momma so fat you have aids

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Penis

Justin Bieber

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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