Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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pauls tuck

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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