A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Rebecca Black

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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