Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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honest politician

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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