- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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