Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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