What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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William wright is Gay

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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