Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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women sports....

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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