What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A man walks into a bar

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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