- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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