- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Do you love me? No.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

This statement is false.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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