- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's white and gluey Glue

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

womens rights.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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