- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What can fly? Lots of things

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

womens rights.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what do gay people eat?? food

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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