Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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