- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

what do u call a apple a apple

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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