What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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