- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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