Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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