- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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