- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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