- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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