- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A man makes a sandwich.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

How come grilled cheese?

Pineapple.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

your mother

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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