A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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William wright is Gay

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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destiny

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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UP

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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