Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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