Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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