- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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