Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Vicky is my best friend.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Gay Rights

im at school

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

The WNBA

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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