Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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