Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

a horse nibbled a baby

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Gay's

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Get off my porch.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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