- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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