- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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