What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Laugh

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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A black man has a job.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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