- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

I hate long jokes -_-

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