Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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