Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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