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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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