- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

hi bye

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