whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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